So I am starting a new thing. I watch entirely to many “B” movies looking for wicked hot chicks and giving me the same funny feeling I got when I say Pheobe Cates take her top off in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. So I am going to review B movies for all of you who are looking for that same thing.

POOL PARTY

Director: Timothy M. Snell

Rated: UR

Over-All: 5.8 out of 10

Top Chick: Meredith Giangrande

How’d we come up with that?

Storyline: 3 (It’s a Fast Forwarder)

Quality of Chicks: 8 (well casted!)

Nudity scale: 6 (decent amount of flesh)

REVIEW: I enjoy movies that not necessarily have nudity from start to finish. I love a girl in sexy lingerie or bikinis and just being hot. So if you are looking for videos that are soft porn – porn… it’s no use for you to be reading this and watching the clip. This is for the B movie fan that enjoy beautiful women in bikinis, lingerie and occasionally nude.

STORYLINE. Now I am not looking for a 6th sense plotline. I am looking for a plotline that will at least stop me from fast forwarding through the movie. Pool Party is a fast forward type of movie with little to no plot line and an unrealistic lead character. It always annoys me that the lead character will be going after a girl who is scrawny, boobless and frankly one of the least good looking girls in the movie (she was still attractive). He avoids all the sexual advances of the hot chicks and is gaga over the boney nerd. So thumbs down for this movie as the plot is poor, writing is poor and to be honest the filming is poor.

QUALITY. The casting was wonderful. Almost every girl was HOT even his love interest was decent looking. Meredith Giangrande steals the show with her amazing body. I have added a clip of the best part of the movie below… she walks around the hallway topless and showing off her sweet ass. I rewound that a few (hundred) times… almost perfection. The step-daughter played by Sarah Horvath has an amazing body and great tits, and there is Dawn Forrest (who I cant find anything more about) who’s ass was as perfect as perfect can be.  There were no fake boobs of any kind in the movie and this is why the quality was so high.

NUDITY. Again I am not looking for nudity from start to finish, otherwise Ill watch porn. It could of done with a few more nude scenes, the movie was getting stale and I FF through quite a bit of just really bad acting to get to any type of girls. When I did get to the girls it was worth it… but there were a few good chunks of just poorly written guy jabber without any female visuals. The bikini, lingerie and topless scenes were pretty good though… just needed 1-2 more.

OVER-ALL its almost a 6. I can relate this to a fancy restaurant. The meat you get on your plate is fantastic, its just really small portion.  They could of expanded the hot chick roles and reduced the poorly acted other scenes and this movie would of jumped a few points. If you have Netflix, its worth a look, if you have to rent, I would look elsewhere. I believe the movie is in FULL here as I searched the internet but it appears to be on YOUTUBE? It might not last : POOL PARTY LINK

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