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Closed until Tuesday for Bachelor Party

Buccy — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:20:49 +0000

Sorry peeps. It is an important day in my life… one that will only happen once, for me anyways. I look forward to a married life considering my first 37 years were NOT. Its not fun being single… not at all.

ZIPPFEST 2010 (ZIPPY’s BACHELOR PARTY)

In honor of that some random stripper pictures and bachelor party pics…

Carley & Melissa WHO? I don’t care…

Buccy — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:45:03 +0000

Celebrities or not, just watching two girls in small bikini’s lounge around always gurds my loins… but this is Carley Stenson and Melissa Walton. Yeah I know… WHO? I really don’t have much time and I really don;t care. They are hot chicks in bikini’s… thats all I can tell ya. I love white bikini’s they give you that instant see through the second it hits the water. This will be most likely my last post until Tuesday. I have my bachelor party this weekend and it is a 3 day event. Whatever happened to a one night strap one on type thing, does it HAVE to resemble the Hang-over???

Leighton Meester and her toe

Buccy — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:28:13 +0000

This Leighton Meester baffles me. I see her in a TV show, magazine even candids and I am like WOW, amazing looking girl and then there are times when she looks extremely flat and shapeless. Her face all jacked up. I am assuming this is Leighton Meester and it does look like her sweet little ass… but she is definitely a “poster” girl… meaning she only loks good POST makeup and wardrobe. Sorry Bloke, it’s true she needs a lot of work to look good.

So enjoy Leighton Meesters toe and her sweet ass too!

Natalie Portman is freezing…

Buccy — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:12:54 +0000

So lets look at these pics. What do we see? Natalie Portman BALD. A bunch of washed up Star Wars actors, and oh yeah her nipples ready to poke out of the fabric!!! Wow those suckers look like they have some edge to them. She seems prett proud of them, I guess I would too just wish there was a little more.

Ok, and WTF is she bald? I am hoping it is for a movie and not because she is ill… Anyways enjoy Natalie Portman’s nipples!

It’s been awhile Salma Hayak

Buccy — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:03:29 +0000

We have missed you here at The eX Online Salma. Nice to see ALL three of you back. I just watched After the Sunset, one of my favorite movies and she is in a bikini or revealing top in almost all of the scenes. She is a hot piece of ass. Anyways she looks kind of worried like she was expecting a body guard or something. With those two truckloads of titty I guess I would too.

I admire the outfit Salma Hayak is wearing that is made out of the car seat of a 1977 bel air… but as long as those boobies are a popping so am I!

Blake Lively likes to show side boob

Buccy — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:38:24 +0000

Blake Lively makes my pants very lively. On the set of Gossip Girls. I believe she had almost the same outfit for comic-con. I am going to look it up now. I have it in one of the weekenders… LAST ENTRY IN THE POST. It’s close but no cigar.

But this is actually going to be on a TV show, Gossip Girls… I mean it’s supposed to be realistic right? Who REALLY wears something like that unless you are trying to show off to a couple thousand geeks at Comic-con?

Fergie shows her nice assets off

Buccy — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:24:38 +0000

So one of the worst bands on the planet is Black Eyed Peas. Fergie is on and off with them, but they might be the most annoying band ever to have been assembled. Slash is playing with her so I am a little confused as to what he could be playing… if this is a Black Eyed Peas song he has to make it a million times better by playing the guitar… because you know… thats actual talent LOL! Not jumping around with some computer generated beat in the background thinking they have some talent when they didn’t even write the songs themselves. uggg hate them. But I love Fergies ass.

Lindsay Lohan… is she a redneck?

Buccy — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:14:45 +0000

Interesting ensemble here… Lindsay Lohan. The Redneck street walker. Does she not have money for a dry cleaner? The other day it was a thin cheap black see through (YUM!) shirt with a Al Borlen (from tool time) flannel shirt. Did she spend the remaining coke money on the mazaratti and now can’t afford clothes? I mean I can lend her something that would look amazing on her… ME! Heh… heheh… ok get bent, that was funny and you know it.

Just picture Lindsay Lohan in a small Arkansas town walking around like that, she could make 3 dollars and a ham sandwich in like an hour!

Katy Perry shows areola

Buccy — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:16:42 +0000

Yeah finally some action from Katy Perry. She shows a little areola… and for you English majors here is the definition of areola:

a·re·o·la /əˈriələ/ Show Spelled[uh-ree-uh-luh]–noun, plural -lae /-ˌli/ A ring of color, as around the human nipple.

I believe this is the biggest OOPS we have of Katy Perry! WOOOOOT!

Megan Fox cover outtakes

Buccy — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:55:15 +0000

Interesting as much as it is boring, Megan Fox cover shoot out takes are still fairly hot. I really soured on her when she had her honeymoon trip with the tool… and she did not look good in a bikini… very flat, uncurvy and somewhat nasty. But I digress, these look great because she has thousands of dollars of professionals surrounding her. I call it the Allesandro condition… look amazing in a photo shoot because you have the worlds best costume designers, make up artists and photographers but in real life you are nothing more than a Mona Lisa… look ok from a distance but get up close its a damn shame!