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Alessandra Ambrosio the ex online gross stick creature red bikini manlyYES, another Alessandra Ambrosio rant… WHY must I do this? Because I have a civic duty to remind people of how poorly they comprehend things. For every few “ambrosio” has the perfect body post’s I see on site’s that apparently… Continue reading

Seriously people. Alessandro Ambrosio is a shell of a human being.  Don’t get me wrong, I am sure she is a cool chick and a nice person and works her ass off (ok she can’t work something off that she does not have!), yada yada yada. My fiance likes to watch documentaries on people who have an identity crisis, like… Continue reading

Britney Spears Candies Ads Suck

Posted: 12th April 2010 by Buccy in Rant
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britney spears candies shoes secy tits ass scandal sextape the ex online thexonlineI am hoping these images of Britney Spears are RAW, but I am not holding my breath. I just get peaved when I see crap like this. I am a photographer and understand lighting and studio concepts, etc. This lighting is atrocious.  I mean he had to be… Continue reading

Vicky Victoria Secret celebration bikini Kerr Swanepoel alessandroSo Victoria Secret had a Swimsuit celebration and I instantly got the creeps. Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel all got into a bikini and walked into the water. It was like watching “Pirates of the Caribbean” except the moonlight wasn’t shining down on them to make them into skeletons.  If you… Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio is Making Me Sick.

Posted: 18th March 2010 by Buccy in Rant
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I think McDonalds has a restaurant finder don’t they? How someone can be this SICKLY and be called attractive is beyond me. I get the creepies looking at this broad, it’s like a little boy and take a look at her legs as well, just absolutely gross.  I would bet a lot of money if she ate normal, lived normal… Continue reading

Heidi Montag is Safe in a Car

Posted: 16th March 2010 by Buccy in Rant
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Since the dawn of time… or the dawn of Pamela Anderson there has been this sick fascination with enormous fake boobs on skinny chicks. Even Pam Anderson had some sweet curves to fill out her medically enhanced baby feeders (not to mention an angelic face to boot). Insert the wanna-be’s and coat tail riders. Heide Montag is about as useless… Continue reading

Lohan + Richardson = Meh.

Posted: 12th March 2010 by Buccy in Rant
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So I am a big Lindsey Lohan fan. She is such a hot mess it makes my life seem so much better… but there is one thing thing, or should I say two things she really brings to the table. Love or hate her she has fabulous boobies. There is no denying that.  Her skin is nasty, hair is a… Continue reading

Taylor Swift. Talentless. Breastless.

Posted: 26th February 2010 by Buccy in Rant
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So I watched a few minutes of the Grammy’s and I happened to catch Taylor Swift whine, cackle and “pitchy” her way through some pre-written crap she pretends to be good music. So not only does her music lack, her live voice is terrible. This is the 2nd time I have heard her live and she… sucks. Not to mention… Continue reading