Archive for the ‘Movie Reviews’ Category

Can porn stars make a B movie better or worse?

Ghost in a Teeny Bikini

Director: Fred Olen Ray

Rated: UR

Top Chick: Nicole Sheridan

Over-All: 5.3 out of 10

How’d we come up with that?

Storyline: 3 (Fastforwarder, had no idea what was going on)

Quality of Chicks: 4 (Porn stars

Has the “American Pie” name fallen like the National Lampoon’s? Lets find out.

American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

Director: Joe Nussbaum

Rated: UR

Top Chick: Candace Kroslak

Over-All: 7.8 out of 10

How’d we come up with that?

Storyline: 7 (It’s typical but entertaining)

Quality of Chicks: 8 (Very well done!)

Nudity

So I am starting a new thing. I watch entirely to many “B” movies looking for wicked hot chicks and giving me the same funny feeling I got when I say Pheobe Cates take her top off in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. So I am going to review B movies for all of you who are looking for that same thing.